Random Fortune

Welcome to the winterwolf.co.uk fortune server. It's just a bit of fun, you'll get a random fortune from the collection available on jesmos.winterwolf.co.uk each time you visit the page.

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/ It is right that he too should have his \
| little chronicle, his memories, his     |
| reason, and be able to recognize the    |
| good in the bad, the bad in the worst,  |
| and so grow gently old all down the     |
| unchanging days and die one day like    |
| any other day, only shorter.            |
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\ -- Samuel Beckett, "Malone Dies"        /
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