Random Fortune

Welcome to the winterwolf.co.uk fortune server. It's just a bit of fun, you'll get a random fortune from the collection available on jesmos.winterwolf.co.uk each time you visit the page.

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/ Fess: Well, you must admit there is     \
| something innately humorous about       |
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| a man chasing an invention of his own   |
| halfway across the galaxy. Rod: Oh      |
| yeah, it's a million yuks, sure. But    |
| after all, isn't that the               |
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| basic difference between robots and     |
| humans? Fess: What, the ability to form |
| imaginary constructs? Rod: No, the      |
| ability to get hung up on them.         |
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| -- Christopher Stasheff, "The Warlock   |
\ in Spite of Himself"                    /
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