Random Fortune

Welcome to the winterwolf.co.uk fortune server. It's just a bit of fun, you'll get a random fortune from the collection available on jesmos.winterwolf.co.uk each time you visit the page.

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/ Poorman's Rule:                       \
|                                       |
| When you pull a plastic garbage bag   |
| from its handy dispenser package,     |
|                                       |
| you always get hold of the closed end |
\ and try to pull it open.              /
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    \        .
     .---.  //
    Y|o o|Y// 
   /_(i=i)K/ 
   ~()~*~()~  
    (_)-(_)   

     Darth 
     Vader    
     koala

Cowsay provides the amusing ASCII art to surround the fortune. Click here for another fortune with a random cowfile. If you'd prefer, pick a cowfile from the list and get another fortune with that cow: