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Random Fortune

Welcome to the winterwolf.co.uk fortune server. It's just a bit of fun, you'll get a random fortune from the collection available on jesmos.winterwolf.co.uk each time you visit the page.

/ Grelb's Reminder:                     \
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| Eighty percent of all people consider |
| themselves to be above                |
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\ average drivers.                      /
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    Y|o o|Y// 


Cowsay provides the amusing ASCII art to surround the fortune. Click here for another fortune with a random cowfile. If you'd prefer, pick a cowfile from the list and get another fortune with that cow:

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