Random Fortune

Welcome to the winterwolf.co.uk fortune server. It's just a bit of fun, you'll get a random fortune from the collection available on jesmos.winterwolf.co.uk each time you visit the page.

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/  "It's a step forward although there \
| was no progress."                    |
|                                      |
| President Hosni Murbarak of Egypt    |
| attempting to put the best face      |
|                                      |
| on a disappointing summit meeting    |
| between President Clinton and        |
|                                      |
\ the Syrian dictator Hafez Assad.     /
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   \         __------~~-,
    \      ,'            ,
          /               \
         /                :
        |                  '
        |                  |
        |                  |
         |   _--           |
         _| =-.     .-.   ||
         o|/o/       _.   |
         /  ~          \ |
       (____@)  ___~    |
          |_===~~~.`    |
       _______.--~     |
       \________       |
                \      |
              __/-___-- -__
             /            _ \

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