Random Fortune

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/ Why I Can't Go Out With You:            \
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| I'd LOVE to, but ...                    |
|                                         |
| -- I have to floss my cat.              |
|                                         |
| -- I've dedicated my life to linguini.  |
|                                         |
| -- I need to spend more time with my    |
| blender.                                |
|                                         |
| -- it wouldn't be fair to the other     |
| Beautiful People.                       |
|                                         |
| -- it's my night to pet the             |
| dog/ferret/goldfish.                    |
|                                         |
| -- I'm going downtown to try on some    |
| gloves.                                 |
|                                         |
| -- I have to check the freshness dates  |
| on my dairy products.                   |
|                                         |
| -- I'm going down to the bakery to      |
| watch the buns rise.                    |
|                                         |
| -- I have an appointment with a cuticle |
| specialist.                             |
|                                         |
| -- I have some really hard words to     |
| look up.                                |
|                                         |
| -- I've got a Friends of the Lowly      |
| Rutabaga meeting.                       |
|                                         |
| -- I promised to help a friend fold     |
\ road maps.                              /
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          | (__) |      )\/\
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                 Moofasa