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/ "Twas bergen and the eirie road Did     \
| mahwah into patterson: "Beware the      |
| Hopatcong, my son! All jersey were the  |
| ocean groves, The teeth that bite, the  |
| nails And the red bank bayonne. that    |
| claw!                                   |
|                                         |
| Beware the bound brook bird, and shun   |
| He took his belmar blade in hand: The   |
| kearney communipaw." Long time the      |
| folsom foe he sought Till rested he by  |
| a bayway tree And, as in nutley thought |
| he stood, And stood a while in thought. |
| The Hopatcong with eyes of flame,       |
|                                         |
| Came whippany through the englewood,    |
| One, two, one, two, and through And     |
| garfield as it came.                    |
|                                         |
| and through The belmar blade went       |
| hackensack! "And hast thou slain the    |
| Hopatcong? He left it dead and with     |
| it's head Come to my arms, my perth     |
| amboy! He went weehawken back. Hohokus  |
| day! Soho! Rahway!"                     |
|                                         |
| He caldwell in his joy. Did mahwah into |
| patterson: All jersey were the ocean    |
| groves, And the red bank bayonne.       |
|                                         |
\ -- Paul Kieffer                         /
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