Random Fortune

Welcome to the winterwolf.co.uk fortune server. It's just a bit of fun, you'll get a random fortune from the collection available on jesmos.winterwolf.co.uk each time you visit the page.

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/ All I've got left on the list of        \
| desirable vocations is heiress to the   |
| throne of any country in Western Europe |
| and Laurie Anderson. "Be practical",    |
| was the choral reply from the dinner    |
| table. Well, Laurie Anderson is already |
| Laurie Anderson, but I read an article  |
| in Harpers that said there were eleven  |
| countries, in the world this is I       |
| think, that have queens as sovereign    |
\ rulers. That's probably my best shot.   /
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