Random Fortune

Welcome to the winterwolf.co.uk fortune server. It's just a bit of fun, you'll get a random fortune from the collection available on jesmos.winterwolf.co.uk each time you visit the page.

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/ David Letterman's "Things we can be     \
| proud of as Americans":                 |
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| * Greatest number of citizens who have  |
| actually boarded a UFO                  |
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| * Many newspapers feature "JUMBLE"      |
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| * Hourly motel rates                    |
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| * Vast majority of Elvis movies made    |
| here                                    |
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| * Didn't just give up right away during |
| World War II like some                  |
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| countries we could mention              |
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| * Goatees & Van Dykes thought to be     |
| worn only by weenies                    |
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| * Our well-behaved golf professionals   |
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\ * Fabulous babes coast to coast         /
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