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_________________________________________ / Potahto' Pictures Productions Presents: \ | | | SPUD ROGERS OF THE 25TH CENTURY: Story | | of an Air Force potato that's left in a | | rarely used chow hall for over two | | centuries and wakes up in a world | | populated by soybean created imitations | | under the evil Dick Tater. Thanks to | | him, the soy-potatoes learn that being | | a 'tater is where it's at. Memorable | | line, "'Cause I'm just a stud spud!" | | | | FRIDAY THE 13TH DINER SERIES: Crazed | | potato who was left in a fryer too long | | and was charbroiled carelessly returns | | to wreak havoc on unsuspecting, | | would-be teen camp cooks. Scenes | | include a girl being stuffed with | | chives and Fleischman's Margarine and a | | boy served up on a side dish with beets | | and dressing. Definitely not for the | | squeamish, or those on diets that are | | driving them crazy. | | | | FRIDAY THE 13TH DINER II,III,IV,V,VI: | | Much, much more of the same. Except | \ with sour cream. / ----------------------------------------- \ \ __ UooU\.'@@@@@@`. \__/(@@@@@@@@@@) (@@@@@@@@) `YY~~~~YY' || || |
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