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Random Fortune

Welcome to the winterwolf.co.uk fortune server. It's just a bit of fun, you'll get a random fortune from the collection available on jesmos.winterwolf.co.uk each time you visit the page.

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/ * joeyh takes advantage of netscape's   \
| marvelous ability to crash to close     |
|                                         |
| 10 windows with a single keypress       |
| <joeyh> now that's progress! <Knghtbrd> |
\ Bus error =>                            /
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         \     ,-.      .-,
          \    |-.\ __ /.-|
           \   \  `    `  /
                /_     _ \
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              <.._=/  \=_. >
                 {`\()/`}`\
                 {      }  \
                 |{    }    \
                 \ '--'   .- \
                 |-      /    \
                 | | | | |     ;
                 | | |.;.,..__ |
               .-"";`         `|
              /    |           /
              `-../____,..---'`

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