Random Fortune
Welcome to the winterwolf.co.uk fortune server. It's just a bit of fun, you'll get a random fortune from the collection available on jesmos.winterwolf.co.uk each time you visit the page.
_________________________________________ / Sometime when you least expect it, Love \ | will tap you on the shoulder... and ask | | you to move out of the way because it | | still isn't your turn. | | | \ -- N. V. Plyter / ----------------------------------------- \ ,-----._ . \ . ,' `-.__,------._ // \ __\\' `-. (( _____-'___)) | `:='/ (alf_/ | `.=| |=' | |) O | \ | | /\ \ | / . / \ \ | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ | |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ | `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \ | | / / | | | mmm | || | | /| | ( .' \ \ || | | | | \ \ // / / | | \ \ || |_| / | |_/ /_| /__/ |
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