Random Fortune

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/ A Hollywood producer calls a friend,    \
| another producer on the phone.          |
|                                         |
| "Hello?" his friend answers.            |
|                                         |
| "Hi!" says the man. "This is Bob, how   |
| are you doing?"                         |
|                                         |
| "Oh," says the friend, "I'm doing       |
| great! I just sold a screenplay for two |
| hundred thousand dollars. I've started  |
| a novel adaptation and the studio       |
| advanced me fifty thousand dollars on   |
| it. I also have a television series     |
| coming on next week, and everyone says  |
| it's going to be a big hit! I'm doing   |
| *great*! How are you?"                  |
|                                         |
| "Okay," says the producer, "give me a   |
\ call when he leaves."                   /
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                                   .::!!!!!!!:.
  .!!!!!:.                        .:!!!!!!!!!!!!
  ~~~~!!!!!!.                 .:!!!!!!!!!UWWW$$$ 
      :$$NWX!!:           .:!!!!!!XUWW$$$$$$$$$P 
      $$$$$##WX!:      .<!!!!UW$$$$"  $$$$$$$$# 
      $$$$$  $$$UX   :!!UW$$$$$$$$$   4$$$$$* 
      ^$$$B  $$$$\     $$$$$$$$$$$$   d$$R" 
        "*$bd$$$$      '*$$$$$$$$$$$o+#" 
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