Random Fortune

Welcome to the winterwolf.co.uk fortune server. It's just a bit of fun, you'll get a random fortune from the collection available on jesmos.winterwolf.co.uk each time you visit the page.

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/ Debian Hint #43: Want to temporarily  \
| disable your iptables firewall? Use   |
| 'iptables-save | sed                  |
| "/-/d;/^#/d;s/DROP/ACCEPT/" |         |
| iptables-restore' to remove all rules |
\ and set the default policy to ACCEPT. /
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     {~._.~}
      ( Y )
     ()~*~()   
     (_)-(_)

Cowsay provides the amusing ASCII art to surround the fortune. Click here for another fortune with a random cowfile. If you'd prefer, pick a cowfile from the list and get another fortune with that cow: