Random Fortune

Welcome to the winterwolf.co.uk fortune server. It's just a bit of fun, you'll get a random fortune from the collection available on jesmos.winterwolf.co.uk each time you visit the page.

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/ Anti-Victim Device:                    \
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| A small fashion accessory worn on an   |
| otherwise conservative outfit which    |
| announces to the world that one still  |
| has a spark of individuality burning   |
| inside: 1940s retro ties and earrings  |
| (on men), feminist buttons, noserings  |
| (women), and the now almost completely |
| extinct teeny weeny "rattail" haircut  |
| (both sexes).                          |
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| -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X:    |
| Tales for an Accelerated               |
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\ Culture"                               /
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