Random Fortune

Welcome to the winterwolf.co.uk fortune server. It's just a bit of fun, you'll get a random fortune from the collection available on jesmos.winterwolf.co.uk each time you visit the page.

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/ BOFH excuse #40:                 \
|                                  |
| not enough memory, go get system |
\ upgrade                          /
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   \
    \        .
     .---.  //
    Y|o o|Y// 
   /_(i=i)K/ 
   ~()~*~()~  
    (_)-(_)   

     Darth 
     Vader    
     koala

Cowsay provides the amusing ASCII art to surround the fortune. Click here for another fortune with a random cowfile. If you'd prefer, pick a cowfile from the list and get another fortune with that cow: