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/ Potahto' Pictures Productions Presents: \
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| SPUD ROGERS OF THE 25TH CENTURY: Story  |
| of an Air Force potato that's left in a |
| rarely used chow hall for over two      |
| centuries and wakes up in a world       |
| populated by soybean created imitations |
| under the evil Dick Tater. Thanks to    |
| him, the soy-potatoes learn that being  |
| a 'tater is where it's at. Memorable    |
| line, "'Cause I'm just a stud spud!"    |
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| FRIDAY THE 13TH DINER SERIES: Crazed    |
| potato who was left in a fryer too long |
| and was charbroiled carelessly returns  |
| to wreak havoc on unsuspecting,         |
| would-be teen camp cooks. Scenes        |
| include a girl being stuffed with       |
| chives and Fleischman's Margarine and a |
| boy served up on a side dish with beets |
| and dressing. Definitely not for the    |
| squeamish, or those on diets that are   |
| driving them crazy.                     |
|                                         |
| FRIDAY THE 13TH DINER II,III,IV,V,VI:   |
| Much, much more of the same. Except     |
\ with sour cream.                        /
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