Random Fortune

Welcome to the winterwolf.co.uk fortune server. It's just a bit of fun, you'll get a random fortune from the collection available on jesmos.winterwolf.co.uk each time you visit the page.

 _________________________________________
/ It will be generally found that those   \
| who sneer habitually at human nature    |
| and affect to despise it, are among its |
| worst and least pleasant examples.      |
|                                         |
\ -- Charles Dickens                      /
 -----------------------------------------
     \
      \
        ,__, |    | 
        (oo)\|    |___
        (__)\|    |   )\_
             |    |_w |  \
             |    |  ||   *

             Cower....

Cowsay provides the amusing ASCII art to surround the fortune. Click here for another fortune with a random cowfile. If you'd prefer, pick a cowfile from the list and get another fortune with that cow: