Random Fortune

Welcome to the winterwolf.co.uk fortune server. It's just a bit of fun, you'll get a random fortune from the collection available on jesmos.winterwolf.co.uk each time you visit the page.

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/ Tact, n.:                      \
|                                |
| The unsaid part of what you're |
\ thinking.                      /
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       \ (__)
         (oo)
   /------\/
  / |    ||
 *  /\---/\
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Cowsay provides the amusing ASCII art to surround the fortune. Click here for another fortune with a random cowfile. If you'd prefer, pick a cowfile from the list and get another fortune with that cow: