Random Fortune

Welcome to the winterwolf.co.uk fortune server. It's just a bit of fun, you'll get a random fortune from the collection available on jesmos.winterwolf.co.uk each time you visit the page.

 _________________________________________
/ If someone were to ask me for a short   \
| cut to sensuality, I would suggest he   |
| go shopping for a used 427              |
| Shelby-Cobra. But it is only fair to    |
| warn you that of the 300 guys who       |
| switched to them in 1966, only two went |
| back to women.                          |
|                                         |
\ -- Mort Sahl                            /
 -----------------------------------------
        \    ,-^-.
         \   !oYo!
          \ /./=\.\______
               ##        )\/\
                ||-----w||
                ||      ||

               Cowth Vader

Cowsay provides the amusing ASCII art to surround the fortune. Click here for another fortune with a random cowfile. If you'd prefer, pick a cowfile from the list and get another fortune with that cow: