Random Fortune

Welcome to the winterwolf.co.uk fortune server. It's just a bit of fun, you'll get a random fortune from the collection available on jesmos.winterwolf.co.uk each time you visit the page.

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/ Enzymes are things invented by       \
| biologists that explain things which |
| otherwise require harder thinking.   |
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\ -- Jerome Lettvin                    /
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