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_________________________________________ / "Twas bergen and the eirie road Did \ | mahwah into patterson: "Beware the | | Hopatcong, my son! All jersey were the | | ocean groves, The teeth that bite, the | | nails And the red bank bayonne. that | | claw! | | | | Beware the bound brook bird, and shun | | He took his belmar blade in hand: The | | kearney communipaw." Long time the | | folsom foe he sought Till rested he by | | a bayway tree And, as in nutley thought | | he stood, And stood a while in thought. | | The Hopatcong with eyes of flame, | | | | Came whippany through the englewood, | | One, two, one, two, and through And | | garfield as it came. | | | | and through The belmar blade went | | hackensack! "And hast thou slain the | | Hopatcong? He left it dead and with | | it's head Come to my arms, my perth | | amboy! He went weehawken back. Hohokus | | day! Soho! Rahway!" | | | | He caldwell in his joy. Did mahwah into | | patterson: All jersey were the ocean | | groves, And the red bank bayonne. | | | \ -- Paul Kieffer / ----------------------------------------- \ ____________ \ |__________| / /\ / / \ /___________/___/| | | | | ==\ /== | | | O O | \ \ | | < | \ \| /| | \ \ / | \_____/ | / / / /| | / /| /||\| | /||\/ -------------| | | | | <__/ \__> |
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