Random Fortune

Welcome to the winterwolf.co.uk fortune server. It's just a bit of fun, you'll get a random fortune from the collection available on jesmos.winterwolf.co.uk each time you visit the page.

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/ Man who arrives at party two hours late \
| will find he has been beaten to the     |
\ punch.                                  /
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     \      _^^
      \   _- oo\
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                \       )\
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Cowsay provides the amusing ASCII art to surround the fortune. Click here for another fortune with a random cowfile. If you'd prefer, pick a cowfile from the list and get another fortune with that cow: