Random Fortune

Welcome to the winterwolf.co.uk fortune server. It's just a bit of fun, you'll get a random fortune from the collection available on jesmos.winterwolf.co.uk each time you visit the page.

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/ I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it! \
| Can't prove anything!                |
|                                      |
\ -- Bart Simpson                      /
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                       ,;::     |  `_____' |
                       `._______|    i^i   |
                                `----| |---'| .
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                           |       |_|P`.  /'/
                           `-------' 'Y Y/'/'
                                     .== /_
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   (__)       )/             /'    /   |   `i
       ||----w |           ___,;`----'.___L_,-'`__
       ||     ||          i_____;----.____i""____

Cowsay provides the amusing ASCII art to surround the fortune. Click here for another fortune with a random cowfile. If you'd prefer, pick a cowfile from the list and get another fortune with that cow: